The power to be justin beiber

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power of being aquaman.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!