The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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to be shitty

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!