The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Reverse Pooping

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!