the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to send future you crazy

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!