the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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Batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!