The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to wear crocs.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!