The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!