The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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ikawlhan forever

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to die

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The power of love

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!