The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to science.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!