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The power to understand math.
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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.
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The power of not having to fill out chapchas
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The power to eat air with your lungs
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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!
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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.
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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist
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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.
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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry
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The power to swallow instead of spid
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The power to remove the power within.
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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.
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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.
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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass
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The power to speak in cursive
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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.
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the power to hear whats going on in your ear
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.
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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!