the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to remove the power within.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!