The power to make fish drown.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to commit crime.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to change to justin biber

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Batman

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!