THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

The power to never sleep but still get tired

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power of making your tits smaller

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

the power to die at will

The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!