The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to die

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!