The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to create another human

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to fly in space

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!