the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!