the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to punch that like button

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to be a normal person

thumb_up thumb_down -79

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

thumb_up thumb_down +164

the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to see through anything except air.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to be really bad at math.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!