The power to resist trolling.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!