The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to regret things you did in the past

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to be super jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to run people over with a tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The power to eat your own face.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to be phone

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to be wet and not know it.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!