The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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penis

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to die

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!