The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!