The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to nit propely

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to speak only in binary

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!