The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!