the power to make elton john gay

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the power to find children extremely attractive

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to jizz mango chutney

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to fart terrible gas

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to pee out blue

thumb_up thumb_down -47

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to be a normal person

thumb_up thumb_down -79

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

thumb_up thumb_down +164

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to be really bad at math.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to regret things you did in the past

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!