having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!