The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power of night-blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!