The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to fart flames

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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black people

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!