The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!