the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to create a meme

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to think.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!