The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The Power to die at will

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!