the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!