The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to see the present.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to read the TV

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!