the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!