the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see the present.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!