The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!