The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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i like pie.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!