The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to breath under lava

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!