the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to nit propely

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!