- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to solve paradoxes

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to have no powers!

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The power to eat food

The power to die at will

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to write about power.

Pointless Super Powers