The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!