The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to state the obvious.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to die

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to eat food

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fart at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!