the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to never end your .

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to control your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!