The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to see the present.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!