The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!