The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power of bullet attraction.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

Really bendy thumb

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to transform into air.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

the power to have no powers.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

the power to see through windows

The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!