The power of never finishing what you sta

Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to hurt the people you love

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to see concrete yellow

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

the power to kill yourself

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to speak in morse code

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The power to bleed

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to turn things in to wood

The power to never finish your sente

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!