The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to fart at will.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!