The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!