The power to have children at will.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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Melting

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!