the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to nit propely

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!