The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!