The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!