The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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Facebook.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to see through glass.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!