the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!