The power to put out light from your butt

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!