The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to grow boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!